Am I the only one who was pretty disappointed with the 30 Rock season finale? That must have seemed funnier on paper. Or something.

But The Office was hilarious. It never disappoints.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Oh, man. I knew Alec Baldwin had a bad temper, but this is pretty appalling.

Have y'all heard this? Wow.

It's going to be hard to look at him as Jack Donaghy without thinking of him calling his 11-year-old daughter a "rude, thoughtless little pig." And threatening her in a very menacing tone.

All this time, I thought Kim Basinger was the nutty one. But I wouldn't want that man around my child either, if that's the kind of tone he takes with her on a regular basis.

For the parents out there, what do you think?

I know that you probably wouldn't want anyone to record you when you are yelling at your kid, but I honestly can not imagine talking to my child like this, no matter how mad I was.

And her crime was failing to answer the phone? Yeah, that's not something you'd expect from an 11-year-old. Sheesh.

You just know Kim Basinger (or more likely her lawyer) leaked this to the press, but I can't say that I really blame her. It's only going to help her in their custody fight. This is going to be a PR nightmare for him.

Oh, Office! How I missed you. {{{hugs it}}}

Angela's reaction to the fight was the best part of the episode.

I think I also have a crush on the Law Stylist. Anyone else? Floyd (he has a name!!) is all kinds of adorable.

Thank you, NBC, for renewing 30 Rock. Yea!!

And Thomas Jefferson flipping off the Maury crowd was the best part of that episode. Where do they come up with that stuff?

So The Office was on last night.

Michael was a jerk, Pam and Jim pined for each other, and Dwight was weird and funny. And none of these things are spoilers, because they apply to every single episode. But for the people who don't want to read about how Michael was a jerk, I offer a cut tag.

( There are too many people in this world. I wish there was another plague. )

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I am still loving 30 Rock. I really only like the Liz/Jack stuff, but that's enough to love.

( This would have worked on Ugly Betty. )

It's very sad about Anna Nicole Smith. But nobody is actually shocked at her death, are they? C'mon now. In her last ET interview, she was barely coherent. And looked like death warmed over. Pun intended. It was only a matter of time.